Here's Major General Graeme Lamb CMG OBE etc in his capacity as GOC Multi National Division in Basra, Iraq.

With top American general - Welcome       Telling Chief of the General Staff that he needs

to the safest place in Iraq courtesy           more choccie biscuits sending out or he's going home.....

of the British Army

Jack Straw: Yes General you are to stay            General Lamb at party not yet knowing that

for another 6 months                                         the sheep's eyes are still on the menu.....

Gen Lamb - reaches for pistol in webbing...

With the Prime Minister of New Zealand.  'So you could get

me a part in Lord of the Rings IV - Sauron returns to kick butt

Excellent! And I can play Frodo as a young hobbit........'